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    • #192205
      Markus Soeldner
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      How the German government wants to protect its citizens from the increasing number of knife attacks – a comedy in three acts!

      Act one: our interior minister recommends that only knives with a maximum blade length of 2 and a half inches should be carried.
      Guys, I can do enough damage and open many an artery with a blade half the length of my little finger.

      Second act: so-called weapons prohibition zones are to be set up, i.e. places where carrying weapons is prohibited. These include firearms (which you can get on every corner here), knives of all kinds, but also brass knuckles (also not available in Germany) or ninja throwing stars (ok, that pisses me off). So every perpetrator knows about it. I have a sign like this on my front door so that burglars only do their work unarmed.

      Third act: no joke – the Berlin police recommend singing in the event of a knife attack. This would irritate the perpetrator so that an escape window opens or the perpetrator desists from the crime. This is a particularly sensible measure in the case of attacks with an Islamist background.

      And so the land of poets and thinkers has become the land of unrealistic idiots.

      Life is a comedy, it writes itself…

      The good thing about it is that you always have something to laugh about.

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      I have so many questions, to which I am sure there are no sensible answers. For real though, how many people are getting attacked with ninja stars? That is a statistic I would love to see. Also, do they recommend any specific songs known for their attack deterrence? If I sing all the time in public would that make me the hardest of targets? I wonder how well someone sings while being slashed and stabbed? Does quality matter? I really want to read the report that this singing proposal originated from…

    • #192213
      Markus Soeldner
      Participant

      As for the song I thought about Marvin Gaye “Let’s get it on”. Singing while getting slashed and stabbed can be a problem but should be possible. What concerns me more is how to sing when you have a whole in your lung by a stab wound….
      If you sing all the time in public you will quickly end up in a padded cell – we have no sense of humour here….:)))

      Police recommends singing in case of a knife attack

    • #193291
      Garry Pickel
      Participant

      Markus they have brought in wanding and personal boby searches here in parts of Australia. There is zero tolerance to any kind of knife, stick ,bat or weapon around public places including night club areas and shopping centres.

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