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      From: joe j#### patriot9878@XXX.com
      To: customerservice@theselfdefenseco.com
      Sent: Mon 10/08/09 8:59 PM
      Subject: Fwd: Re: your training as opposed to others

      I’ve gotten other offers for self defense training. Are there any other companies that you would say are not so bad to do business with? Are they just a bunch of bullshit and you guys are the best?
      I showed this stuff to a friend of mine who is a 2nd degree black belt and he said it was bullshit. Twenty years ago he and I made karate demonstration videos. We had two hours of self defense stuff taped. I told him at the time why not make these and sell them? He said, so many others are doing it. What a mess. We could have sold a few a week and been big time now. Some people talk you right out of success. Why buy your DVDs because so many people are already using them and teaching people what they contain. But I looked at some of yoru stuff and some of the hits look like they would work. But to me a palm hit to the solar plexes is hard to beat. I practice a lot with this karate guy and one time I got in a fight with a bad dude. I stepped in and struck him with a karate chop to the mouth and he was done. I mean there are only so many ways to hit a person and throw a person. So many people have their ideas. The same with these idiots with all the fitness videos and exercise equipment. The best way to get in shape is jump on a bike and ride 50 miles. You can’t lose weight or get into shape working out a half an hour a day. It takes 30 minutes to burn off the calories from one mixed drink or candy bar.

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      First, if you are going to waste our time with your rants, please have one coherent thought. This idiot has several, so I will break it down one at a time.

      Incoherent thought #1.
      “Is your company or product legitimate?” (I’m paraphrasing because Thomas Jefferson here asks me what other companies are bullshit then asks us if we were the best?”

      Joe, we are right, they are wrong.

      Incoherent thought #2
      “My friend is a second degree black belt and he thinks the SDTS won’t work.”

      OK, Joe so hat do you want me to say, your “FRIEND is right and we’re full of shit” or the truth, of course you’re black belt buddy says it’s bullshit, we are in the process of putting him out of a job and exposing him for the rip off artist he really is.

      Incoherent thought # 3
      “We had two hours of self defense stuff taped. He said, so many others are doing it. What a mess. We could have sold a few a week and been big time now. Some people talk you right out of success.”

      That’s because your friend knew that nobody would be interested in his crap. The same crap that has been peddled as self defense only to have knuckle-headed simpletons (like you) get boot stomped by some 13 year old gang-banger. Seriously, how many wrist grab defenses do you need?

      Incoherent thought #4 and #5.
      20 years ago he and I made karate demonstration videos.
      OK, so what you’re saying is that you’re friend really sucks in karate. If he is training for 20 years and he’s only a second degree black belt…he sucks.
      The other thought is that you made a karate video. Congratulations,
      I have videos of me doing karate, I’m not going to sell them. I assume you think I sell Karate videos because there are videos as part of the course. If you actually read the first paragraph of the landing page you will see that it’s enrollment in a course, not a video. If you want to watch a video call netflix or turn on VH1, MTV or go to Youtube.

      Incoherent thought #6
      Why buy your DVDs because so many people are already using them and teaching people what they contain.

      First you’re asking a question so you need to use a question mark.
      Second, then go train with someone teaching the SDTS dip shit. If so many people are training in the system don’t you think there’s something to it? (notice the question mark). No, it never dawned on you that maybe
      all those testimonials, all those first hand accounts of people kicking ass didn’t happen.

      Incoherent thought#7
      ” But I looked at some of yoru stuff and some of the hits look like they would work. But to me a palm hit to the solar plexes is hard to beat.”

      Spell check much? I guess you limit your expertise in the SDTS to the clips on youtube, but thanks for the vote of confidence. I’m sure the thousands of people using this program in some of the worst environments in the world feel better because of your vote of confidence.

      A body shot is a LOW PERCENTAGE STRIKE. Ask any boxer of MMA fighter. It will get results in the dojo, but try that on a 300 pound ex-con and let me know where to send the flowers.

      Incoherent thought #8
      “I practice a lot with this karate guy and one time I got in a fight with a bad dude. I stepped in and struck him with a karate chop to the mouth and he was done.”

      What no palm heel strike to the solar plexus (the right spelling)?
      You hit him with an edge of hand. You pent years in karate to learn something that you would get in your first lesson in module 1 of the SDTS.

      Incoherent thought #9
      ” I mean there are only so many ways to hit a person and throw a person. So many people have their ideas.”

      Yes, opinions are like assholes and everyone has one and most of them stink. Unfortunately I don’t risk my life on unproven ideas and karate myths. I spent years 12 to be exact, learning the same karate self defense everybody else teaches, but when I found myself face to face with some psycho, excuse me…”bad dude”. I NEVER was stupid enough to try any of that. Yes there are a lot of “moves” out there, some most of them are for sports or only work in karate demonstrations. The SDTS only has the ones designed for COMBAT.

      Incoherent thought # 10
      “the same with these idiots with all the fitness videos and exercise equipment. The best way to get in shape is jump on a bike and ride 50 miles. You can’t lose weight or get into shape working out a half an hour a day. It takes 30 minutes to burn off the calories from one mixed drink or candy bar.”

      WTF? I really don’t know what to say other than, where in the world does this come from? Are you joining a gym?

      Joe, it is clear you need to take some communication courses at the least or seek counseling at best. To think you took the time to contact us clearly demonstrates a deep seeded inferiority complex. OK Joe, you know what you’re doing and you’re going to be fine. Feel Better?

      We never “invented techniques”. We simple to the ones that worked in self defense, combined them with sound defensive TACTICS and gave you all of the training drills we have spent decades developing so that you don’t need to spend 20 years learning something that will get you killed.

      In the future please proof read your messages and take the time to separate your ideas so that you don’t sound like a metal patient who is off his meds.

      Damian Ross
      4th Degree Tekkenryu Combat Jujutsu
      2nd Degree Judo
      2nd Degree Tae Kwon Do
      Hall of Fame and Collegiate Wrestler

      Hey, I have 8 degrees, I must be 4 times better than your friend!

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