Lol even this redneck idiot has the edge of hand down, now just imagine how long it would take to train him to throw a proper punch! – The Self Defense Company

Lol even this redneck idiot has the edge of hand down, now just imagine how long it would take to train him to throw a proper punch!

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    • #10674
      Dallas Williams
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    • #12910
      Dallas Williams
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      I know he’s bat shit crazy but with a little strength training and hand conditioning if we could get a hold of this guy do you think he could be particularly marketable for the SDTS especially in the South where more of his kind reside Laugh?

    • #12914

      WOW, you found some early SDTS footage.

    • #12917

      “Don’t go ninjin those that don’t need ninjin.”
      I just fell out my chair laughing so hard.

    • #12918

      @Dallas Williams said:

      I know he’s bat shit crazy but with a little strength training and hand conditioning if we could get a hold of this guy do you think he could be particularly marketable for the SDTS especially in the South where more of his kind reside Laugh?

      Wow that’s racist man. KIDDING. I’m from Louisiana and I find that hilarious.

    • #12928
      James Goolsby
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      Dammit!

      [Damian Ross] is ripping us off… I’ve been through every module now and I don’t ever recall be taught the awesome Judy Chop. WHAT’S UP WITH THAT!!!!!???? Laugh

    • #12929
      James Goolsby
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      @Archie said:

      @Dallas Williams said:
      I know he’s bat shit crazy but with a little strength training and hand conditioning if we could get a hold of this guy do you think he could be particularly marketable for the SDTS especially in the South where more of his kind reside Laugh?

      Wow that’s racist man. KIDDING. I’m from Louisiana and I find that hilarious.

      I’m with you, Arch… not sure what I should be more offended at; the fact that he made fun of us for living in the South, or the fact that he just called us Bat Shit Crazy! Wink

    • #12931
      Dallas Williams
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      Hey I live in the south too, Tennessee, and I will admit that deep down yes I’m a redneck and bat shit crazy too. But that’s why I love the SDTS, no bullshit down and dirty self defense without all of the flashy glitz and glam moves that we see in the Jackie Chan and Steven Seagal movies. That’s the way we roll down here no nonsense and straight to the point. Who I feel sorry for is Damian who lives in Jersey where they have to deal with the whole guido and guidette Jersey Shore culture lol Blake Shelton “Yea the boys ’round here drinking that ice cold beer talkin’ ’bout girls, talkin’ ’bout trucks runnin’ them red dirt roads out kicking up dust the boys ’round here sending up a prayer to the man upstairs backwoods legit don’t take no shit.” Smile

    • #12933
      James Goolsby
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      [Dallas Williams],

      Don’t be doggin’ ol’ Steve Seagull… he’s the man (or bird, or…) Laugh

      https://www.9gag.com/gag/4272724

      His only problem is that he is definitely “ninjin those that don’t need ninjin.”

    • #12934
      Dallas Williams
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      Yeah and he sure can unleash hell on those all you can eat buffets too Laugh

    • #12939

      Lmao I step away from the board one day and come back to this. Wow… I can’t stop laughing. As a matter of fact I’m getting ready to head to New Orleans maybe I can go find Steven Seagull and challenge him to a Judy Chop competition. Gettin dem boards ready yes sir re bob. I tell you what haus fly that der Stev Seagull is da best ninja of dem all. LMAO.

    • #12942
      Dallas Williams
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    • #12943
      Dallas Williams
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      LMFAO at this scene every time I watch it Laugh “Anybody seen Richie anybody know why Richie did Bobby Lupoe?”

    • #12949

      Well I didnt find THE Seagull, but I did find a seagull… But he wouldn’t have a Judy Chop match with me. He bitched out and flew away.
      LMAO!!! To funny!

    • #12952
      James Goolsby
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      Seagull: “Anybody seen Archie… anybody know why Archie did Bobby Lupo?”

      Archie: “Ummm… what the F are you taking about, stupid bird?”

      LaughLaughLaugh

    • #12981

      Never realized how awful the Brooklyn accents are.

      Dan Inosanto probably just wanted to really hit the bird.

    • #13008
      Dallas Williams
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    • #13009
      Dallas Williams
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      Lol Si Robertson paying respect to the BIRD! Si does have a pretty mean edge of hand though as he says “legal weapons”.Kiss

    • #13109
      Carlos Lozada
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      LOL..you guys are horrible

    • #13124

      Lmao @ uncle Si I remember the episode where he said he so lethal he illegal in 58 states. Lmao

    • #13125
      Dallas Williams
      Participant

      Maybe he meant 58 countries lol, kind of like Tim Larkin is illegal in the UK now Laugh

    • #13142

      Right, I don’t know what Tim was thinking there. Maybe reading from the Capt Crunch playbook.

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