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      Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

      The children were sleeping all snug in their beds, while visions of GI JOE danced through their heads.

      While I with my black jack, my wife with her sap, had just settled in for a long winter’s nap.

      When up on the roof I heard such a clatter, so I sprang to me feet to see “What’s the matter?”

      When there I saw by the pale moon light, two crack heads slipping in my window who thought they were out of sight.

      Their stocking were pulled over their faces with care. They hoped we were passed out or not even there.

      Silently I crept and drew very near, until I was so close I could smell their fear.

      Then without warning I sprung in to fight “a chin jab, edge of hand and an overhand right.

      Was all it took to knock them out cold, and here I thought I was getting too old!

      My wife was OK, my kids were still sleeping and as I listened closely I could heard one of them weeping.

      We called the police, they came and picked up the crap and we went back to bed for a long winter’s nap.

      As the drove out of sight I could hear one of them say, “Damn I better get a Self Defense Training System today!”

      Season’s Beatings Everybody!!
      Damian Ross
      Santa’s Ass Kicking Helper

    • #11494

      very creative damian,. you came up with that all on your own?

    • #11495

      Of course!!!!!! By “creative” do you mean gay?

    • #11496

      Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good FIGHT!

      Nice poem. I think I teared up a little…

    • #11497

      That’s just from the shot to the nose.

    • #11498

      should I make firearms training a part of self-defense training? I personally favor the 10mm auto.

    • #11499

      Sir! You legend!!!!!!!

      To be creative, is to be close to the Creator and follow his Divine Laws;
      eg The Law of Returns, etc.

      Hahahahahaaa! I knew from the beggining you are A warrior of the Light!
      You are a LION among men.

      God bless you,
      I will always respect you.
      For every knee will bow (or be broken)
      Every tongue confess ( or be ripped out)
      That Jesus Christ is Lord!
      Many thanks and kind regards,

      Mlungu Mawasa (Zulu for: Foaming white scum shit)

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