How to REALLY Kick a Guy in the Nuts

How to REALLY Kick a Guy in the Nuts

Kicking the Nuts for Most People is Literally “Hit or Miss”

Most people’s response to any self defense situation is just “kick him in the nuts”. It’s what you’ve been saying since 3rd grade and it’s easier said than done. The majority of people on the planet grossly overestimate their ability to do any real damage to the male genitalia. The testicles are the REAL target of a genital attack and if you need to know a few key points to cause the desired effect.

Common Mistakes People Make When Attacking the Wedding Tackle

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Common Mistake 1: Just the Tip. Attacking the testicles from the front will offer little or no damage to your attacker.
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Common Mistake 2: Gut Shot. Attacking the core or center mass of a larger attacker is not effective.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Please take note – the techniques above are not going to cause any significant damage, and what’s most likely going to happen next is that the two subjects will converge putting them into a grappling situation where the larger – stronger subject has the advantage.

Truth be told, I spent years in Tae Kwon Do and 20 years of life  thinking I knew how to “kick the twig and berries” but it wasn’t until combatives that I REALLY understood how it to do it in a way to cause serious trauma enough to put a man down.

Your Testicles and You

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Testicles are like a speed bag – meant to take hits from the front and side.

Think of the testicles like a speed bag. If hit from the front or sides they will move and absorb the strike. Grazing them will cause pain when you’re in a relaxed or normal state, but under fight or flight stress it will go unnoticed. In order to have a stopping effect on your attacker, you must cause SHOCK to his nervous system (or Shock and AAWWWW!).

The only way to cause serious, blood curdling trauma to the testicles (think of the speed bag) is to smash them directly up into the pelvis bone or squeeze and pull them away from the body. Every man reading this just flinched.

To accomplish this you need a direct path to the testicles from underneath. The force from this direction will smash them into the pelvic bone giving you the desired stopping power to drop him like a bad habit.

That being said you need to have enough room to get that knee, shin, tip of boot, edge of hand, hammer fist, forearm, web of hand into the crotch. For that you need enough space for entry. This means your target must have his feet close to parallel and wide enough apart so your attack can fit. Now in a fight when you’re constantly moving, that doesn’t happen too often.

In addition, if you make any sort of attack toward the male genitalia in a non-friendly manner, there’s not a guy on the planet who will not react, flinch or close his legs. Men have been conditioned to protect the family jewels at all costs, our species depends on it.

Night in the Ruts

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The Saddle Kick  makes contact with the shin and/or instep.

 

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The Driving Knee, must be deep and come from underneath. In order to do that you must be extremely close to your attacker.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In order to create an opening you need to do something that accomplishes two things – distracts him from millions of years of evolution and bring his feet parallel. Two great techniques for this are the Finger Dart from SDTS Combatives Module 5 and the Earbox with Eye Gouge/Head Shake from SDTS Combatives Module 2. Follow it up with a Driving Knee from SDTS Module 1 or a Saddle Kick from SDTS Module 1.

 

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The best way to practice – 100% full power on a training dummy, pad, heavy bag or someone you really don’t like.

 

 

Attacking the testicles will give you the desired result but it needs to be practiced correctly, with intent and full power if you want to stop an attacker dead in his tracks. Pretending to hit the testicles or striking at them will not do a thing…and that will drive you nuts.

 

 

 

 

Train Honestly,

Damian Ross
The Self Defense Company

 

 

 

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Founder, The Self Defense Company

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29 Comments

  1. “Every man reading this just flinched”
    Oh, yes I cringed hard..
    ” Men have been conditioned to protect the family jewels at all costs, our species depends on it.”
    This is a beautiful sentence. :D

  2. “and that will drive you nuts.”  
    The puns in here are ridiculous.  I love it.  Good info too.

  3. I
    quite like the slap, grab, and twist lol. Another thing a lot of
    people don’t think about is during the fight or flight response in a
    confrontation or in cold weather the testicles are pulled up close to
    the body. The testicles are more difficult to attack in this state and
    must be slammed up against the pubic bone to have a desirable effect.

  4. The best method is to grab a squeeze. Slap your palm upwards into his scrotum and wrap your fingers around one testicle. Try to avoid grabbing his penis. Begin squeezing his testicle hard and the pain will make him pass out in less than ten seconds.

  5. There many methods of this attack any of which cause the internal pressure of the testicle to rise causing ; pain in the testicle to travel to the guts (they feel like they are being ripped out), a sick feeling in the stomach (like you are going to throw-up), Parillisus of the diaphragm and chest mussels (in the exhaled position ) and you can’t breath in causing unconscious in about 20 – 30 sec. The male will go into the fetal position, if he doesn’t hold his balls they will protrude beyond his this legs, exposing them to another aimed attack. All this has to do with the Plexus nerve and the Parasympathetic Nevis system. Which being over whelmed with nervis energy causing a loss of strength because this nerve signals also over whelm the sympathetic nervis system. This debilitating feeling can not be felt by a woman except if she has a disease of the ovaries. The above effects are caused by a kick, knee, etc.. Now the squeeze in any form causes the pressure in the testicle to rise and stay there or increase causing not a temporary but lasting effect. With a more lasting effect. *note to girls if the male puts his thumbs on your eyes LET GO and try something else. Or you risk blindness or death.
    An attack to the female groin is to the clitoris. In a socker type kick the energy is absorbed by the mound of vesuvuis and the vulva major( large women have the advantage). The kick must be to the upper half of the slit with a toes pointed up. This kick or other strike is harder to execute. This type scraps the top half of the vulva and causes the vulva to open exposing the iner-vulva and clitoris to a scraping motion agenst the pelvis or breaking the pelvis. This causes the many nerves to be torn or damaged. The effects will cause the girl to go down and be in the fetal position and possibly not wanting or able to move.

  6. you scum ,you are talking about the most terrible way to kill a person as if it was a normal thing . fighting is not a reason to kill each other you forget that crime is very easy ,a six years child holding a gun can kill the strongest man in the world by a little click . According to your principles i think that every man must have a gun, grab it when any ass hole like you try to do this shit he must put some bullets in the head of the dirty mother fucker

    1. Excuse me! You are the one who came looking for this info and now you say that? Besides this isn’t probably for men and mostly for women for using it as an act of self defense and also probably for men in case they are insecure
      So you don’t need to go posting hate comments in something that could help save an innocent life

      1. IF YOU ARE ON A SITE IKE THIS, THEN YOU MUST UNDERSTANDS THAT IF YOU ARE PUT IN A POSITION OF THREAT, THAT YOU MUST STOP AND DISABLE YOUR ATTACKER AS FAST AS POSSIBLE. WITH THAT IN MIND, POSITIONING AND WEAKNESS ARE OF UTMOST IMPORTANCE. ANY ATTACKER IS NOT GOING TO WAIT FOR YOU TO GET ANY OPPORTUNITY SO YOU MUST TAKE ‘EM OUT RIGHT AWAY. IN MOST FIGHTS ON THE STREET, IN A BAR,ETC. YOU HAVE ONLY A FEW WEAK TARGETS THAT ARE CONSTANT. EYES NOSE THROAT AND BALLS. THERE ARE ALSO “DIRTY TRIX” THAT GIVE YOU THAT ‘ONE OR TWO SECOND DELAY THAT YOU NEED TO FINISH HIM OFF. ALL IS FAIR IN THE STREET PAL.

  7. I hit by a female 24yrs old in the nuts by shoes & knee.I grabbed my nuts & become unconcious about1 minute. When i was in 7th standard i got a knee in my nuts. But it delivered a small pain. In 2004 i got kicks & punches in the nuts, now i am 40 but it still pains me

  8. There is so much misconception and false information about a males balls. ai went to a all boys high school and there were fights almost daily. Guys would punch aand kick each others balls as hard as they could. I saw a couple of guys get stomped in their balls. I never saw any of the actually pass out. I’m talking about very strong muscular guys. The balls was a primary target in most of the fights. Most of the guys kept fighting after taking a blow to their balls. It would slow the guy down and weaken him some but the guy usually didn’t show he was in pain until after the fight ended and that’s when he would walk away holding his balls or sit down holding his balls and groaning. Yeah, males balls are very sensitive but they are quite resilient and can withstand a lot of punishment. I’ve been hit and kicked in my balls and the pain was excruciating but I never felt like I was going to pass out, I just had pain in my balls and stomach. Maybe some guys are just weaker or brainwashed into thinking that they should pass out or become paralyzed. There are lots of males who pay women and other men to kick, knee, and punch them in their balls and they don’t faint or vomit all over themselves. Young males all over the world have formed roshambo clubs where they compete to see who can take the most blows of all sorts to his balls. They also play last man standing to see who will fall down first from taking powerful blows to his balls. Guys punch each other in the balls for fun in middle and high schools, it’s called sac taping. So I think that a lot of this myth about males being totally disabled from a blow to the balls is highly exaggerated. Now grabbing and squeezing a males balls is probably far more painful and debilitating than blow because it can be intensified and made to last longer even to the point of rupture.

  9. The above anonymous comment was for defense Tactics to be used in life threatening situations only.
    To smith lets see what you do when the pressure in you testicles goes above 10 bars, when force is applied.
    I bet you are reduced to a sniveling weak puppy on the ground. Also a kick punch etc. can cause a rupture,
    if delivered correctly. The rupture or tear of the two testicle coverings accompanied by rupture of the 9-14 chambers
    (containing tubes where sperm is made) causes the jelly like stuff to leak out. Depending on the number of
    chambers ruptured will determine if the testicle is to be removed or repaired. Any way your small walnut seized balls will swell to the size of plums or worse. Also the risk of injury is increased if the blow is delivered to the back center of the testicle where all the nerves, blood supply, vasdeferins etc. enter the testicle.

  10. P.S. Lets see what happens to anyone if they exhale and hold the their breath in the exhaled position
    for as long as they can, or for 30 or more seconds. I bet they pass out!!!!

  11. Go ahead dumb s**t, do this and get sued into the stone age and end up homeless pushing a shopping cart full of aluminum cans the rest of your life. As long as you’re at it, where’s the website devoted to kicking a woman Straight Up in the c*nt ???

  12. Last year my teacher asked me what would be more painfull, if he kicked me in the groin or if he tapped my scrotum with too fingers.
    I said that a kick would be alot more painfull and then he poked his fingers into the back part of my scrotum into my epididymis of my testicles. The pain was so bad I couldn’t even stand up for 10 minutes.

  13. My girlfriend laughed when I showed her this. She said no woman needs instructions on how to go for a guys nuts. And I can vouch for her accuracy because every time we have a fight, no matter how hard I try to protect myself, she always finishes me by nailing me square in the balls with a kick, knee or grab

  14. A whole lot of sub-conscious fear showing up as machismo. I think you hit a lot of nerves, Damian.
    Oral (OK) Neal L-5

  15. Damian is correct most of techniques here are from WW2 and they been proven and then again they are for only grave Danger

  16. How about an article on twisting someone’s head. Lots of articles and especially movies make it seem it would kill a person. I have read elsewhere though that if the head is twisted so the chin passes the shoulder it overloads the nervous system and makes you pass out. I suppose both may be possible.

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